Men OF the World, Unite!

It is finally proved that woman was not created from man’s rib, but actually from his funny bone. Why else would she celebrate Women’s Day in a world that she already rules?
I don’t understand why women want equality so badly when there are ten people in a bus ready to give up their seats even when the bus is practically empty.
In the pre-multiplex era, when theatres did go HouseFull, a woman could easily smile her way to the ticket window past a long queue...and the men would oblige at the risk of not getting a ticket themselves.
To test her power over men, all a woman has to do is stand in the middle of the road and look lost...and watch the traffic coagulate within moments...she just needs to hold up a hand to see anarchy break out as the men fight each other to help her across to the footpath...
Today, we see women demanding equal rights more often than we see them fighting for equal duties. They do work shoulder to shoulder with men, but lets not talk about corporate culture, which refuses to acknowledge gender difference at least during office hours.

And what’s with this gender discrimination where an actress wants to be called an actor...so now, do we also refer to her as he instead of she...but I don’t think it would suit him.

What is she going to do next to bridge the gap and become one of the guys? - Tone her stomach to show off a set of 6 pack abs and sport a stubble beard to get a macho look.

Today’s woman can very well see that she is the most sought after variety of Homo sapiens. I’m sure that gays shall never become mainstream unless they invent a method to multiply.
Imitation is indeed the best form of flattery...There are so many page 3 men trying hard to pose as women...and they are doing a rather convincing job of it using all that it takes make heads turn...replete with hair do’s, nail polish and nearly arousing shades of lip stick...but whatever they do, they will always be revealed, eventually.

Whatever women may say, men and women are not equal, for the simple reason that they are brought onto earth for different purposes, just like fur coats and raincoats. Accepted, women can do everything that men can, but then even a tailor can mend his own shoes if he sits down at the job. It is just a question of sharing work according to suitability. Men have been made for physically tougher and energy consuming work and women are cut out for the delicate aspects of life...Why not let the man go out and buy the booze while the woman polishes the glasses and set out the cheese-cherry-pineapple.
All these rallies for women’s rights make me feel that too many rights will make a wrong.

Life is all about having a good time together while we are on this earth...so it’s time for the women to sit back and watch the men unite and recite this anthem -

Call a woman a kitten but never a cat
Call her a mouse, but never a rat
Call her a chicken but never a hen
Or you’ll never be her caller again.

Call her a deer, but never a moose
Call her a duck, but never a goose
Call her a free bird,
but don’t call her loose
Or she’ll throw away the scarf
and knit you a noose
Call her a lamb, but never a sheep…
Economy she lies, but don’t call her cheap.